shoppers under 30

the sides of my thighs are drying up and i’m reminded of the many creams the helpful worker at shoppers told me about. her commission was significantly lessoned as she said, well you’re not over thirty these can’t help you. but really i just want to be rid of these semi-permanant goosebumps on the sides of my thighs & they really have nothing to do w/ weight gain or laughing too much or, god forbide ageing. it’s not as tho, i’m an unmarketable audience. i was looking for face cream, under $20, which seems unrealistic to most ppl, but too me, all i could say was... i rarely get pimples. just need something to ease the bumps on my thighs and hopefully smooth the flakes of winter on my forehead... immediately after she showed me a jar the size of my big toe, for $40 only, to clear up this abomination. i opted for one half the price when she told me i wouldn’t have to worry about any of it till i was in the over thirty range/ over $60 for a container the size of my big toe, so that my laugh lines will be semi-reduced to wavering crevices along my face.